Laptops crash, bottles leak, cars break down — but this sticker? Still thriving. Printed on premium vinyl with colors that punch harder than caffeine at 2 a.m., each cut runs 3"–5" wide. Waterproof, scratch-proof, and chaos-approved, it sticks to anything that holds still long enough. Slap it on and let the world know your gear has more character than most people you meet.
